me in my head: i'm going to get my life together and read classic novels and drink green tea and eat really healthy and wear cute outfits and make interesting artwork and spend lots of time outside. i'm going to start biking everywhere and walking and listening to lots of new indie bands that i've always wanted to listen to and take bubble baths and my life is just going to be amazing.
me in reality: well. today i think i'm going to watch netflix in my pjs and eat ice cream. and if i'm feeling really productive i might shower.

critink:

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND FUCKING WATCH THIS. I literally just lulzed like 40 times at this and my boyfriend is just staring at me. Thanks so much to @shopbitch for sending it to me.

Literally. Hysterical laughter.

critink:

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND FUCKING WATCH THIS. I literally just lulzed like 40 times at this and my boyfriend is just staring at me. Thanks so much to @shopbitch for sending it to me.

Literally. Hysterical laughter.

losingmy-fuckingmind:

☾ Click for amazing things
aleua:

f-adedyouth:

deep shit for a bunch of lines omg

Lol

aleua:

f-adedyouth:

deep shit for a bunch of lines omg

Lol

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carsontcody:

Can’t Help Falling In Love With You | Fleet Foxes

(Source: fleetfoxessing, via moonmagic)

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Cake - Nugget

Because…obviously.

Johnny Cash - Sunday Morning Coming Down

I don’t know why, but this song always gets too me.  Also, Johnny Cash.  I could listen to him all day.  There’s something in a Sunday that makes a body feel alone…

My reaction to 99% of everyones Facebook status:

When the guy I hooked up with this weekend sent me a cute text

Oh, God. It’s dating season.

When other people describe their relationships

When I describe my relationship